In my youth it was my pleasure to introduce a few of my friends to the delights of a vibrator. Just in case you were wondering, I wasn’t actually present when they.. ahem…enjoyed the benefits so to speak. A couple I took shopping to the amusingly named Tool Shed. Dildo’s, vibrators, whips, crutchless undies, rows and rows of porn magazines and DVD’s. Unfortunately there was always a rather unsavoury man behind the counter. He had long greasy hair and would suddenly appear behind you with a smirk on his face. “Can I help you ladies?” All suggestive like…skin crawling in fact.
Then along came the internet and those unsavoury little outings were unnecessary. Thanks to a very generous husband, I’ve got quite a collection of vibrators. All shapes and sizes. Imagine my delight when I met a woman a few weeks ago who told me that she had designed a vibrator! Lisa was a fascinating lady and we had a wonderfully long lunch talking about a wide range of topics.
It’s taken me a couple of weeks to purchase a Be Be, but I’ve finally got one. This weekend there’s been plenty of opportunity to take it for test runs. Well, let me tell you, LIsa is clearly a genius. Be Be is PERFECT. I’ll be dumping the rest of my toys now, because this guy is so much better than the rest. What’s right about this little battery operated boyfriend:
* Packaging. Oh the Be Be case is gorgeous! It’s an egg shaped design and there’s room to store batteries under the Be Be inside. Nothing worse that stealing the batteries out of the TV remote in an emergency. The Be be is purple and I like that too.
* Vibration speed. Ladies, have you ever turned you vibrator on and left it in your draw to run down? I have. Otherwise the vibration is too high and it gives an itch and a lousy O. The Be Be has a deep low vibration, far better than any I’ve tried before. Thus providing a mighty O! Happy days!
* Design. Who wants a dick-shaped vibrator? Not me. For one thing it makes a tent on the bed if you like to be on your back. Too visible! This also causes tension against the sheet and makes it harder work. I doubt that many woman insert those things either. Note to the men reading – it’s our Clitoris that gets us off. So the Be Be is designed to be used where it works. It’s easy to hold, and lets the vibrations flow into exactly the right, sweet spot. Unlike some vibrators, it doesn’t have 56 vibration patterns. The controls are up or down. Simple and effective. We really don’t want to be trying to work out some complicated controls at a crucial moment.
So, have I sold you yet? Have a look at the website:
May you enjoy as much as I have!